"I'd be happy to have a fag everyday for the rest of my life"

~Said by my Health psychology Professor




what my memory temporarily lapsed was, fag in the UK means cigarette. And they say we speak the same language. Was pretty funny to see an otherwise proper lady say that to a class full of students.

"I bet she's just coming so she can show off her penis shaped scar."


A guy to two other guys at the table



~Heard while walking into the common kitchen on my dorm floor.

A girl of about 20 wearing extremely baggy(i'm talking huge) khaki pants with a hawaiin print miniskirt over the top, puffy blue tennis shoes, large fake fur jacket in hot pink, and a scarf in hunters orange, and to top the outfit off a giant red M&M handbag with legs.

~seen on the 82A bus last night. I tried not to stare.

Protest Naked

~sticker seen on a lampost at my uni

leads me to wonder...are we protesting being naked? or simply protesting naked.

Girl 1- So I saw this sign outside my dorm, it said support bush in The War Against Terror. If found it funny because it spelled it out as T.W.A.T
Girl 2- Twat? whats twat?
Girl 3- Its umm...its a C-O-U-N-T.
Girl 1- *laughing* no its not.
Girl 2- A count?
Girl 1- Take out the O.

"We Germans are very peaceful people, we don't believe in the war against terror. We aren't violent, well except that one time"

~said by a german exchange student at my uni.