Not a Fan of Crowd-Surfing
Um...
"I don't want to get kicked in the head. That's not my idea of a good time."
-- A guy at the Brand New free concert, Binghamton University, New York
-- A guy at the Brand New free concert, Binghamton University, New York
Yay Blueprints
Um...
"Wait... what's that?"
"It says it's a portal."
"A portal? Where does it lead?"
"Um... Hell?"
-- Two guys in drafting class, Binghamton University, New York
"It says it's a portal."
"A portal? Where does it lead?"
"Um... Hell?"
-- Two guys in drafting class, Binghamton University, New York
Fun With Fortune Cookies
Funny
Zac (reading a fortune cookie): "Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life..."
Joe: "Your happiness is intertwined with my COCK!"
SUNY Binghamton, New York
Joe: "Your happiness is intertwined with my COCK!"
SUNY Binghamton, New York
Raised a Christian?
Funny
"I'll tell you something about religion! I'll jab this pen in your eye!"
-- Girl in Watterson Food Court, Illinois State University, Normal, Illinois, to her male dining companion.
-- Girl in Watterson Food Court, Illinois State University, Normal, Illinois, to her male dining companion.