Rural Indiana
Wisdom
"You live around 400 South, right?"
"Yeah. Don't drive by."
I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:
"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."
- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana
"Yeah. Don't drive by."
I was wondering why we should stay away, until he continued the story:
"So then the other neighbor comes out, and he takes out a shotgun..."
- two co-workers, as I was walking by, Indiana
It's a spider!
Funny
"If somebody doesn't kill that spider, April's going home."
* a little while later *
"You can call me a sissypants all day long. I really don't care."
- two co-workers (one named April), a few rows away, cubicle farm, Indiana
* a little while later *
"You can call me a sissypants all day long. I really don't care."
- two co-workers (one named April), a few rows away, cubicle farm, Indiana
Surfer DBA
Funny
"I just want to write to that dude. I mean, there must be, like, some serious floater action going on."
- a co-worker, in a cubicle nearby
- a co-worker, in a cubicle nearby
Ah, the joys of middle management
Bizarre
"Hey baby. I've been looking for you."
"Where were you all afternoon?! ...and where are those trailers? Bend over!"
- my supervisor and his manager, both male, as they were passing my cubicle
"Where were you all afternoon?! ...and where are those trailers? Bend over!"
- my supervisor and his manager, both male, as they were passing my cubicle
Does he even work here?
Beautiful
"And then the marijuana smell started coming up from under the door, so I grabbed a towel..."
- the owner of the janitorial service, talking on a phone in the printer bay at work, a few days ago
Perhaps it's just me, but work seems to be getting weirder lately.
- the owner of the janitorial service, talking on a phone in the printer bay at work, a few days ago
Perhaps it's just me, but work seems to be getting weirder lately.
Help desk honesty
Funny
"You call me from the bar, okay? This one's a lot easier to explain under alcohol."
- one of our support personnel, on the phone with a client
- one of our support personnel, on the phone with a client
I have no idea.
Bizarre
"Come on, Harry!"
"No. My knees don't bend that way."
"But if you put both feet together...I bet it would work."
- a girl and two guys at the Lilac Festival
Really, no clue what this was about. I'm open to suggestions. There were 5 or 6 people altogether and they were all laughing hysterically, except for Harry. I should perhaps explain that the Lilac Festival takes place in a park full of, well, lilacs.
"No. My knees don't bend that way."
"But if you put both feet together...I bet it would work."
- a girl and two guys at the Lilac Festival
Really, no clue what this was about. I'm open to suggestions. There were 5 or 6 people altogether and they were all laughing hysterically, except for Harry. I should perhaps explain that the Lilac Festival takes place in a park full of, well, lilacs.
Tired
Bizarre
I am so tired today. I did manage to get four hours of sleep last night, which is a nice change.
Anybody else awake?
How are you, Mike?
Anybody else awake?
How are you, Mike?