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Mugged In Broad Daylight
Ironic
Rob: \"Did you speak to Kayla recently?\"
Me: \"No... Why?\"
Rob: \"Because if you did, you would have heard that I got mugged.\"
Me: \"Oh, my God!!!! When and where?\"
Rob: \"Hylan Blvd. in broad daylight. Everyone just kept stepping over me. Nobody helped at all.\"
Me: \"Oh, man... I\'m so sorry, dude. Did they take anything?\"
Rob: \"Yeah. My Sidekick.\"
*I start laughing uncontrollably*
Rob: \"I\'m just going to assume that you\'re laughing because my Sidekick was broken anyway, and not because you\'re a total uber-b*tch.\"
-Hylan Blvd. is a very busy road that stretches to both ends of Staten Island, NY... And, yes, that is why I laughed.
Me: \"No... Why?\"
Rob: \"Because if you did, you would have heard that I got mugged.\"
Me: \"Oh, my God!!!! When and where?\"
Rob: \"Hylan Blvd. in broad daylight. Everyone just kept stepping over me. Nobody helped at all.\"
Me: \"Oh, man... I\'m so sorry, dude. Did they take anything?\"
Rob: \"Yeah. My Sidekick.\"
*I start laughing uncontrollably*
Rob: \"I\'m just going to assume that you\'re laughing because my Sidekick was broken anyway, and not because you\'re a total uber-b*tch.\"
-Hylan Blvd. is a very busy road that stretches to both ends of Staten Island, NY... And, yes, that is why I laughed.