Mugged In Broad Daylight
Submitted by Sephiroths_Slave on Fri, 12/15/2006 - 8:13am. Ironic
Rob: \"Did you speak to Kayla recently?\"
Me: \"No... Why?\"
Rob: \"Because if you did, you would have heard that I got mugged.\"
Me: \"Oh, my God!!!! When and where?\"
Rob: \"Hylan Blvd. in broad daylight. Everyone just kept stepping over me. Nobody helped at all.\"
Me: \"Oh, man... I\'m so sorry, dude. Did they take anything?\"
Rob: \"Yeah. My Sidekick.\"
*I start laughing uncontrollably*
Rob: \"I\'m just going to assume that you\'re laughing because my Sidekick was broken anyway, and not because you\'re a total uber-b*tch.\"

-Hylan Blvd. is a very busy road that stretches to both ends of Staten Island, NY... And, yes, that is why I laughed.
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In plain view?
Posted by Mike on Sat, 12/16/2006 - 9:22am.
People saw the actual mugging take place and didn`t intervene? Harsh.

The problem with theft is that thieves are working with incomplete information. It was about this time several years ago that I got robbed myself. What got stolen? A broken camera, a broken alarm clock, and a suitcase full of dirty laundry. I suppose if the thieves had it to do over again, they wouldn`t have chosen a homeward bound college student as a target.

I REALLY hope they just threw away my underwear.
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