Get your red hot arson

Submitted by Jon on Mon, 03/07/2005 - 12:02pm. Other

(One displaced letter makes all the difference.)

Seen at my office's cafeteria:

Today's special:
Ham and Bacon Quiche with pasta salad or fires

I wonder what kind of container would hold the fires?

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Random thoughts

Posted by Somnambulist on Mon, 05/16/2005 - 6:47pm.

<cheesy italian accent> That's a spicy meat-a-ball! &lt/cheesy italian accent&gt
"Ham and Bacon Quiche with pasta salad..." ...Do they hate their employees that much?
"fires"... hmm... Freudian slip, maybe?

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Abort, Retry, Fail

Posted by Jon on Tue, 05/17/2005 - 7:30am.

Regarding #2 and 3:

* The cafeteria is run by a separate company, so it's not the same set of employees. Also, that was a relatively tame item... when it gets to Atkins week, it seems that anything can be wrapped in bacon and/or cheese. Anything.
* Typos are endemic to the cafeteria menus. Also, the workers have English as a far second language - I believe they speak Portuguese, but i'm not sure. So, in a word: no.

5/18 update: Found today's soup description "Three Bean and Bacon" apropos to the discussion

- My mind is in the gutter, but it keeps out the bad weather.

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Heh...

Posted by NeKo on Wed, 03/09/2005 - 11:09am.

spontanious pasta salad combustion...

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