Funk
Submitted by Mori on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 10:15am. Funny
"... the hotel room fairly reeked of cigarette smoke. So your mother and I sprayed the room down with Febreze and left. When we came back the room stunk of urine! I guess the funk was so strong that it had a war with the Febreze, and the funk won and took a stronger foothold ..."

~again, my father - regarding a trip to WV
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Further Proof
Posted by meera on Sat, 02/05/2005 - 7:18pm.
Just goes to show that Febreeze gets used too much in hotels.

The smell was probably accumulated shots of different scents of Febreeze, all merging to form something more hideous than the original stink. A good washing at the beginning might have saved the room. Now it's too late.
Febreeze
Posted by Monk on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 11:38am.
Seriously - they went on vacation and have Febreeze stashed in their luggage???

So.....it goes under the bay???
 
I ...
Posted by Mori on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 2:56pm.
didn't even think of that. You have a way of getting down to brass tacks, Monk.

~Mori
Eww've got the funk
Posted by Jon on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 10:48am.
Wow, multilayered funk.

That, or there was an interim visitor without bladder control.

Either way, low on the pleasant scale.
 
Yeah -
Posted by Mori on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 2:57pm.
it's the funk that keeps on giving.

~Mori
 
Heh
Posted by Apple on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 3:38pm.
I guess you could say he took your mom to Funky Town.


I'm Apple, and I approve this message.
 
Lol
Posted by Mori on Fri, 02/04/2005 - 5:44pm.
ba dump bump!

~Mori
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