Archived comment by Passerby:
All i have to say is i am from Canada...and what the #&@* is with the "If i was in Canada, would i say 'groot?
What the #&@* you people think we say up here?

Archived comment by Lisa:
Grout Expectations

Archived comment by Passerby:
Hey, I've been in that bathroom! Just wanted to share... I felt special... like getting an "in joke"
Oh well, maybe I'm just rambling...

Archived comment by Sheep:
More grout puns for you to read without bidet:

In a stall in the men's restroom of Moffitt:
"God is Grout"
"For A Grout Time Call (number unintelligible)"
"Forget A-grout It"

And over an almost adjacent urinal:
"Grout Balls of Fire"

I sure hope that wasn't referring to a possible medical condition from using that urinal.

Archived comment by joe:
graduated in 1995 from Cal!! Can't believe "grout"
is getting so much attention. But I gotta admit that I do remember reading all that grout on the bathroom walls in Wheeler and Dwinelle (sp?)

Funny that I remember graffitti better than some of the stuff I was suppose to be learning

Archived comment by Lauren:
I graduated a year ago from CAL and I SOOO remember this being on a bathroom wall at the library making me chuckle in the midst of procrastination meltdown.

my favorite graffiti spot on campus has to be the 'oft-painted over' basement women's restroom in Dwinelle

Archived comment by Mike:
Okay, okay, I admit it: I may have pissed my pants to make a dun or poo, and a sizable porcelain of my comments don't even make sense. If I could ex-sponge some of them, and retroactively cleanser myself, I would. But that's grout of the question. I guess sometimes urinal lose-lose situation: you just have to stand and pee-liver, and let the drips fall where they may. I'll just have to ac-septic I guess.

(Could've sworn I was completely out of these...)

Archived comment by butternuts seven:
Mike-
dont you mean "flush-turd"

Archived comment by butternuts seven:
won't you john me foursome au-grouten pootatoes?

*hey im new at this*

Archived comment by John Yap:
I saw this in a Pimentel bathroom after one of my midterms:

"Tony the Tiger says, 'They're grrrrout!'"

Archived comment by Mike:
No need to get flush-tered, Arlene. You're probably not completely grout of puns; might just be that urinal lull. You don't bathtub be dis-scouraged. Spigot all you've got!
(Hmm, I'm kinda punning dry myself)

Archived comment by Arlene:
I scrub & try to snake my mind around it, but I can't duck it. I'm out of puns.

Archived comment by Mike:
You know...
I once believed that this section would become the biggest and most mop-ular; who knew I'd see those soap scum to such a bleaching halt? Days have gone by without so much as a poop. This place used to be the Zest! Everyone caulked about it, and it actually managed to live up to its pipe. Oh, well; I guess it doesn't really bladder in the long run. I mean, I really don't Pine-sol the new people and subjects; actually, they can be pretty stool. But I hope no one gives me the evil Ivory-turning to this section once in a while. Once you get started stinking up bathroom puns, it gets kind of hard to shit.

Grout for now,
Mike

Archived comment by Mike:
I mean, writing bathroom puns is usually a shit-or-piss proposition. You really have to constipate. You wouldn't want me to faucet, would you? :)

Archived comment by Mike:
Uh...
Remember that assignment I blew off yesterday? I spent the last few hours frantically typing it up to get it in under the twenty-four hour extension I was given. I'm kinda mentally drained... so please excuse me if I have trouble jumping right back into things....

Archived comment by Mike:
IP Admin:
Okay, I'm willing to concede-- it's "hotel," not "old town." In my defense, though, he totally drops the "h" every time, like a Cockney or something. Easy mistake to make.

Archived comment by seleta:
by the scour it just keeps getting punnier!! Wendi, you rock...but lids down to you...we don't want us girls to fall-in head first!

Archived comment by seleta:
yes, IP Admin, we are too mature for some viewers (lol)

hiney-d a tissue!!

Archived comment by seleta:
You Potty-mouth!!

Lids up to you bowlth!! Tile not match wizz with you...cannot compete. But am plumb tinkled to plunge into the fray. Tile assk you now, with nothing futher mildew, mold or not, mildew continue? Latrine nothing like it...this pun filled mill-loo....but, should this one peter out, shower-ly the two of you can find another tidy bowl of material on which you can ex-plunge...I have such grout expectations of you bowlth!

Tile look forward to it!!!

Archived comment by WendiWolf:
It's pun, pun, pun till her daddy takes the T.P. away? The Commets here showering each other with punny praise sure keep rolling. They really are quite Charmin. The Angle Soft touch of some of them really make me stop and sink. Others just bowl me over. Well I grout to get back to work now...

Archived comment by CAM2:
Seleta, your words make my cheeks glow with 1000 flushes. I am almost em-bare-assed. Those without humor should go for a tidy bowl of soup, or cereal and relieve us of their mindless dribblings. After all, it is all agrout pun.

Archived comment by seleta:
Tile miss all the puns, Oh thou Grout Ex-plungers!! If the Comets run out and trickle away it wood be a grout shame!! Mildew continue? (You rust, you rust!!) If it grows mold to those with no humor (who don't have to run to the potty or look for a mop when reading), they can feel free to wizz on by!! So POO on them!!

Archived comment by CAM2:
Toosh-ay, Mike, toosh-ay. You're a regular fixture here. You bowl me over. I laugh so schlong and hard I almost assphinctiate! Wiener we gonna stop this. Or more importantly, if we DO stop this, what are we gonna do in loo of it?

Archived comment by Mike:
Yeah, my puns are losing the tinkle they once had. Best to let 'em peter out. Wouldn't want to toilet for everyone else.

Archived comment by Mike:
Are you kidding? You are Number One when it comes to pun-drity. I'm still embarrassed about yesterday. I'll die a thousand deaths from shame before I diarrhea one.

Archived comment by CAM2:
Yeah, that's where they'll deposit. It's a plumb shame. I'm wracking my drain to comet here. It's sink or swim. Mike's a wizz at this, but I have to think for showers agrout all of this (late into the b.m. hours) Most times I'm just throne for a loop. Maybe it's time to crap up this discussion and plunge on to the next.

Archived comment by Mike:
The occasional grout of potty-mouth is okay.
Don't make a big tissue out of it.

Archived comment by Mike:
Well, eventually this page will move towards the back, where casual passers-by calcium.

Archived comment by CAM2:
I'm starting to begin every sentence with "but". Must be all the toilet talk.

Archived comment by Mike:
Yeah: Ip Admin cleanser lime reading Comet after ridiculous Comet; this page can't rust be about us.

Archived comment by CAM2:
But here's a thought . . . how are they gonna get all that handwriting Moffit that grout?

Archived comment by CAM2:
But I think Mike would agree with me when I say that we're grout ex-PLUNGERS . . .

But either way, when it's time to go home and retile for the evening, we just wanna wish you bidet.

Archived comment by Mike:
Yeah, its nice to see Wendi shower appreciation.

Archived comment by CAM2:
I'm flush with all the nice things you're saying . . .

Archived comment by WendiWolf:
Wow! What a totally riviting session of puns. Makes me wanna grout and find another string of 'em to start it all over again. Too bad I only check her spore-adicly and didn't get in when the fnungi-s started it all to add my own...

Archived comment by Mike:
Ah.
Must need my ears checked....

Archived comment by IP Admin:
Close, close. It goes: "I've been bummin around this old town so long," (According to:
http://www.countingcrows.com/discography/tdl/lyrics/hanginaround.html)
And coincidentally, "This old town," refers to our own dear Berkeley.

Archived comment by Mike:
Now I'm gonna be LATE for class; I really have to put this on mold for now....

(way way way way too long...)

Archived comment by Mike:
And if I was an artist, I would like to follow in the tile of one of IP Admin's favorites: Magroutte. His floating toilet piece "Bowlconda" really gives you a lot to sink about.

"I been hangin around this town on the corner,
I been bumming around this hotel so long..."
(it is "hotel," right?)

Archived comment by Mike:
I know, I know-- I was supposed to be working. But don't worry-- I'll lavatory to give my teacher.

Archived comment by Mike:
CAM2, urinal league of your own!

Archived comment by Passerby:
Mommy, can I keep them? I promise to take care of them!!

I love you two!! You are the groutest ex-pun-gers on Earth!!

Archived comment by CAM2:
I'm not sure about the eardrum, but it would hamper you in aural sex. Then you'd have to tile for disability. Life would not be easy, and you'd have to take the long grout in everything you do. You'd grow mold and grey, your life having stalled, spore-adicly turning to the bottle to ease the terrible depression that had taken mold of you. What pun-ishment. As you drink that cocktail, just remember to throw the Lime-Away.

Archived comment by Mike:
Besides, everybody else is probably thinking, "Mildew two STOP this?"

Archived comment by Mike:
...Um, I'll have to come back later; I have to go toilet this class assignment; it's due in an hour.

Archived comment by Mike:
And if I did cut off my ear, I wouldn't hear the commode-tion. I mean, slicing it off would probably plunger my eardrum, wouldn't it?

Archived comment by Mike:
Who could have expected such a grout-pouring of puns? How many can possibly remain to be mold? Who knows WHAT mildew for an encore?
(whew)
I'm thirsty. I need a caulk-tile.

Archived comment by CAM2:
Maybe even VanGrout . . .

Just don't cut off your ear. Wouldn't want to cause a commode-tion, you know?

Archived comment by CAM2:
I mean, you weave a pun with the artistry of Donitile-o.

Archived comment by CAM2:
I mean, no one has a right to moss you around, Mike!