My sainted mother, five minutes ago
Submitted by MaeveEnRoute on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 10:56am. Funny
"I feel crappy, yes I do, yes I do,
I feel crappy, yes I do, yes I do,
I feel crappy, yes I do, yes I do,
(pause)
I'm trying to think of a song, and I can't, that's how crappy I feel. I need a crap song."


[I suppose I should offer to get her some tea or something instead of laughing at her and running off to InPassing ... but that's just the kind of vile spawn I am. *shrug*]
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Posted by Saint on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 9:58am.
"I feel crappy!
Oh so crappy!
I feel crappy
and snappy
and baaaaad...

And I'll kick anyone
who doesn't feel crappy
in the 'naaaads..."

I've needed a crap song on occasion as well. Most recently when I food-poisoned myself. Oh, well, things are much worse for other people around town. A co-worker's little brother was accidently stabbed 22 times right out on Main Street (the accidental part was that the attacker thought he was someone else). My boss's daughter got her throat cut on Christmas; she was discovered, still alive thanks to the extreme cold but also very frostbitten, a few days later, after her husband was found in a coma. Yet another co-worker's daughter has suddenly developed seizures, and the last one seems to have caused permanent brain damage. So, cheer up, everyone, you could live here!
 
Whoa
Posted by Apple on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 11:33am.
Something strange is afoot in Colorado! Perhaps you were invaded by Martians in love with Jerry Springer guests. That's my guess anyway. *G*
My BIL keeps getting blood poisoning in his hand, we have no idea how. Food poisoning I can understand, blood poisoning with no apparent entry wound of any sort, not so much. Of course, he did go to the second worse (worst?) hospital in the nation to get it checked out, so perhaps it wasn't so severe until he got there. Eh, who knows. I'd tell him to move over by you, but it sounds as you have enough of his kind already. *G*

Nice Crap Song, by the way.

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Vile Spawn
Posted by Apple on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 4:17am.
You'll fit in quite nicely around here. Bwahahahahahahaha!


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