"What does it even mean?"
"Uh, well, obviously...it means...if you ever break down, then you should always send the guy in the chicken suit for gas, because.... Because, look, three handsome jocks, two pretty girls, that's basic heterosexual, but if you keep the doofy chicken guy there too, then, like...that's perverted."
"That makes sense."
"I'm glad it does to somebody."

--a couple of people in a group wandering through Wal-Mart in the wee hours of morning. Cortez, CO.