Hey, phil.. who's the new guy with the fondue fetish?
Submitted by steff on Thu, 11/18/2004 - 10:07pm. Um...
"frottage is a kind of cheese, isn't it?"

- 20 something guy on a cell phone in an iowa grocery store.

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positively sputter-inducing. SOMEone's in for a surprise.
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Line? What line?
Posted by Somnambulist on Fri, 05/06/2005 - 11:27pm.
Frottage cheese? White-ish lumps in a white-ish oozey viscousness? Or is that Fromunda cheese?
No... no... no...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 11/19/2004 - 11:51am.
It's official. The internet is filled with horrors.

I'm done surfing today. Who wouldn't be?
 
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Posted by daen on Fri, 11/19/2004 - 7:41pm.
Even the address of the page is enough to cause an autonomic eeeeeeeeuw! cringe reflex.

Thank you so much.
Oh My
Posted by Apple on Fri, 11/19/2004 - 9:32am.
You think he has a cheese suit at home?? You know, maybe some sort of dominatrix thing, cause he's into S&M, has a thing for being black and bleu.

Must... resist... cheese... puns!!!
Blood-curdling
Posted by Mike on Fri, 11/19/2004 - 8:23am.
(*weakly*) I'm... just gonna... be over here. (*assumes fetal position*)
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