"If it wasn't for my horse..."
Submitted by Mike on Thu, 10/09/2003 - 11:16am. Um...
"Here... this is just to cheer him up. (*hands over huge twirly whip*) "No no, don't let him see it!"

---one older man talking to another outside my front door. For a second I was worried that they were headed my way; then I realized that the second guy (receiving the whip) was my neighbor from across the street, and guessed that he was into S&M; and then the two men went into my neighbor's backyard and trotted out a pony. That cleared up the mystery of the quote, I guess, but why the hell does my neighbor have a pony?
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One also has to wonder...
Posted by smokingjames on Sat, 08/28/2004 - 4:37am.
and how the hell is a concealed whip going to cheer up a pony?
It was kinda like the "Stampy" episode of The Simpsons.
Posted by Mike on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 9:16am.
Later that evening:

Neighborhood dogs: (*annoying barking*)

Unseen pony: (*loud whinny*)

Neighborhood dogs: (*fearful silence*)

I live in the middle of a freaking city is all I'm saying.
Mystery solved?
Posted by steff on Thu, 10/09/2003 - 12:07pm.
myself, i'm wondering why a whip would cheer the pony up. i mean, a morose pony is a terrible thing, but please, PLEASE, try the sugar cube approach first.

yee-haw.
Posted by Saint on Thu, 10/09/2003 - 12:02pm.
Maybe he's hoping it will grow into a horse?
 
Posted by Saint on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 11:54am.
Or perhaps he doesn't have room for a full-sized horse...

And come to think of it, you can't discount the kinky sex angle, either. Okay, so he didn't want the whip for his S&M sessions with humans, but that doesn't mean

*intermission music plays while Saint is in time-out*

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