"...best left-my-purse story. I was in the middle of the airport--in Japan! And we're... don't have my purse. And we've already pulled away from the, the, the plane is already moving. And so I'm now... the man in the truck sees me jumping out of the plane, an he... and I'm running down the tarmac, and the truck is..."

--Lady on a San Francisco streetcar regaling her friend
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I wish I'd been able to hear the whole story; those fragments were pretty interesting.