"So, I had cabbage last night."

- 60-ish woman the next booth over at lunch.

i propose this as the new "so, it goes under the bay?" except that i can't get it out without hysterics. or, really, at all. as evidenced by this, a few seconds later:

"what? sign... your, uh... cabbage license?? are you high?"

- intelligirly, trying to decipher what i said.