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- a texas state student as he threw his literature book into the river during finals week.

"so, what exactly are nonuts? like donuts without holes?"
"nono she means a fruit cake with no nuts...like sans-nuts."

two of my friends watching charlie and the chocolate factory

"Man, spring break is going to be awesome, 40 guys in mexico. I can't wait to get up there."
"Dude...Mexico is down, not up."
"Oh, i hate geometry..."

two frat guys on the steps of the student center