I really shouldn't let her go shopping unsupervised.
Bizarre
Mum: There are some CD-R's here, 80 min... 700 em-bee... Is that something we need?
Me: What?
Mum: Cause they have 50 for $29.95.
Me: The thing is, you can't re-record over them, you really want CD-RW-- so you can save over things.
Mum: Oh, okay. Hey, I just learned something about computers!
Me: Go you!
Mum: They've got plastic handcuffs here, you want some?
Me: Um... no.
Me: What?
Mum: Cause they have 50 for $29.95.
Me: The thing is, you can't re-record over them, you really want CD-RW-- so you can save over things.
Mum: Oh, okay. Hey, I just learned something about computers!
Me: Go you!
Mum: They've got plastic handcuffs here, you want some?
Me: Um... no.
Time to go home, *now*.
Bizarre
My boss: The year was 1979, and Captain Amazing was being held in a secret cave...
Co-worker: Who put that ship there?
Is it 5 yet?
Co-worker: Who put that ship there?
Is it 5 yet?
Two men walk into a bar...
Funny
Two men walk into a bar, at Salamanca [in Hobart]
Man 1: "So, you have comfortable shoes?"
Man 2: "I don't know, I go through them..."
Kinda funny now, but at the time I was tempted to knock either one of them down and steal their [comfortable] shoes- my boots were killing me.
Man 1: "So, you have comfortable shoes?"
Man 2: "I don't know, I go through them..."
Kinda funny now, but at the time I was tempted to knock either one of them down and steal their [comfortable] shoes- my boots were killing me.
