16 August 2000
Submitted by eve on Thu, 08/24/2000 - 12:11pm. Funny
"You should call Alice and request Urine Notion."
"WHAT?"
"You know... 'cause the CD's not out yet, but the radio stations have the single."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Alice... KLLC, the radio station. Ask them to play Urine Notion, you said like yesterday you wanted to hear it... you know, the new single by Fastball..."
*pause*
"YOU'RE AN OCEAN! You mean the song You're an Ocean!"
"Yeah, ok... I guess the lyrics make more sense now... I always thought it was just kinky."
--Two girls overheard at a cafe
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 02/21/2002 - 12:40pm.
Archived comment by Arlene:
Cool one Triticale.

Um, on topic? Um, gimme a minute. Uhhh. I thought the line "From a-courtin' too slow" in the song "On Top of Old Smoky" was "From a kiting too slow". Hey! I was 5. I didn't know what courting was, but I knew what kiting was.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 01/28/2002 - 6:16pm.
Archived comment by Matthew:
Of course, the wonderful thing about modern music is that the idea of a song called Urine Notion is actually not all that far fetched.
Probably why I listen to Beethoven.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/10/2001 - 9:27pm.
Archived comment by Saint:
Y'know the Beach Boys song about Barbara-Ann?

I always thought they were singing "Bob Duran." Bob Duraaaan! He's my maaaan! Bob Duraaaaan!

*g* It makes more sense now, but it was more fun then.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 09/26/2001 - 10:07am.
Archived comment by scot:
My worst one was mistaking the line " .... and you come to me on a summer breeze...." for
"...and you come to me on a submarine..." ( how deep is your love- Bee Gees ) It always seemed to clash with the "smoothness" of the song, but whatever!
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 08/05/2001 - 2:23pm.
Archived comment by triticale:
Actually, it was John Fred and his Playboy Band, a group from Texas named in honor of Bob Will's Texas Playboys. John Fred was also Right Said Fred's father.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/25/2001 - 12:36pm.
Archived comment by albinoqueen:
Well, here's how I THINK the song You're An Ocean was spawned- in classic In Passsing style- NOTE- PURE PARODY, NO OFFENCE MEANT TO ANYONE

"Hey,you, do I look fat in this?"
Over-weight 20-year-old asking lead singer of Fastball.


*Thinking*


"You're an ocean, you're an ocean"
Lead singer of Fastball

*Overweight lady starts flinging punches at him*

"Settle down, settle down!"
Lead singer of Fastball.

"What's the commotion?"
Employee of the store
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 12/24/2000 - 10:24pm.
Archived comment by Passerby:
ok...i'm not as old as this sounds...it was Judy in Disguise and it was Gary Lewis and the Playboys
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 11/19/2000 - 6:44pm.
Archived comment by Billybob:
hmmm that's one story.The other is
that John Lennon (the Beatles are the band)
was off his head on acid and was writing
about L.S.D
L (ucy) in the
S (ky) with
D (iamonds)
Has been a song with much speculation and
denials.The debate continues...(well not for
this Billyboy....just listen to the song!)
Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 11/16/2000 - 7:22am.
Archived comment by Arlene:
How about this for Lyric confusion: A group (well-known but I have no memory) heard the song "Lucy in disguise with Glasses" & heard "Lucy in the sky with glasses" & decided that made no sense so wrote a song called "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" & that song also became a hit.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 11/08/2000 - 6:16pm.
Archived comment by Stephen:
Actually, somebody did record a song called "Secret Asian Man" as a parody.. mildly amusing.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 10/26/2000 - 6:54am.
Archived comment by Trot:
Now... whenever I hear that song.. this is all I can think about.

One day I was telling a friend about it and we were talkin about similar experiences and one of us mentioned how we used to think "Secret Agent Man" was Secret *Asian* Man.

Not that anyone cares {;o) Just a bit of stupidity to brighten your day.
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