13 August 2000

Submitted by eve on Thu, 08/17/2000 - 1:34pm. Funny

"Perhaps you don't understand me. I'm not from this area. I don't know anyone in this restaurant, so I'm not really afraid to make a scene."
--An apparently unsatisfied customer at an italian place

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 06/06/2002 - 6:44am.

Archived comment by El:
As a waitress in a busy restaurant in a small town, I know the correct answer to this one to be "No Sir, you don't understand me. I am from this area, I know everyone in this restaurant and once you've made the scene, they will happily show you why you should hae been scared" Aah, the beauty of being a local girl in a small town!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 09/19/2001 - 7:39pm.

Archived comment by rob:
THAT IS GREAT! i know why people make
scenes like that with what that jackass above
me wrote

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 07/27/2001 - 12:00am.

Archived comment by Kelly:
That was beautiful!!! My husband and I had a situation with the desk clerk at our hotel in Venice, and that is exactly how we felt! Although, of course we didn't want to look like "Ugly Americans"...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 12/16/2000 - 7:49am.

Archived comment by Mike:
"No, *you* don't understand *me.* You're not from around here? Then you'll have no one to call for help when I get the dishwashers to come out here and stomp your scrawny ass into a *puddle*."

"Now pay your tab and get the hell out."

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