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The Legs Of An Eighteeen Year Old
Funny
A man enters the shop, and leaning over the small counter, points to the legs of the shop owner and says:
What’s wrong with your legs ?
The shop owner shouts back:
What you looking at ?
Your legs ! (This, though dramatic, has the quality of banter).
Well, make sure that’s all you’re looking at ! I cant chase the girls now, the only person who chases me now is the wife ! I rang up for a physio appointment, but that will take another eight weeks.
You should try some alternative medicine, like meditation. I’ll get you some details.
The man comes round from behind the counter, and demonstrates how little he can now bend his legs.
The other guy says:
You have the legs of an eighteen old !
27th August 2003
Post Office, Romford Rd, London E12
What’s wrong with your legs ?
The shop owner shouts back:
What you looking at ?
Your legs ! (This, though dramatic, has the quality of banter).
Well, make sure that’s all you’re looking at ! I cant chase the girls now, the only person who chases me now is the wife ! I rang up for a physio appointment, but that will take another eight weeks.
You should try some alternative medicine, like meditation. I’ll get you some details.
The man comes round from behind the counter, and demonstrates how little he can now bend his legs.
The other guy says:
You have the legs of an eighteen old !
27th August 2003
Post Office, Romford Rd, London E12