Skank years...

Submitted by ParU on Thu, 03/31/2005 - 6:12pm. Funny

"Well she's about 45 in Skank years."
"Good one Dad"
Me describing Paris Hilton's age and Eve's response.
Said to Eve and her brother at a recent dinner. She never wants to post things I say or hear, so here it is, in total obscurity.

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Aaiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!

Posted by steff on Mon, 04/04/2005 - 1:44pm.

i don't think paris is any more oversexed than anyone else... it's just the fact that everyone has SEEN it that makes it seem that way. and she ruined a perfectly funny snl skit, too! skank! heh. (ok, she ruined some not-so-funny ones as well, but i was waiting for those to be put out of their misery anyway.)

my uncanny valley response is quite wide, and she falls neatly into it. *shudder* clowns? gah. mannequins? ee-e-eeyyewwww. paris? run away, run away!

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Skank...

Posted by ParU on Sun, 04/10/2005 - 2:50pm.

So we know it when we see it (see Justice Douglas's comment re:pornography) - but what defines a skank? Aside from Paris Hilton being a prime example?
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Bear, meet woods

Posted by Jon on Tue, 04/05/2005 - 6:20am.

If a skank ****s in the woods and nobody sees it, does anyone care?
*eg*

- My mind is in the gutter, but it keeps out the bad weather.

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Paris Hilton is a zombie

Posted by Mike on Fri, 04/01/2005 - 11:26am.

Seriously. Something is very very wrong with her. Okay, lots of things are wrong with her, but I what I mean here is that she doesn't even look human. She has dead eyes, for one thing.

Maybe she's a robot? She is planted firmly in Uncanny Valley. I can't even look at her without wincing.

Sorry. Carry on.

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Posted by ParU on Sun, 04/03/2005 - 2:21pm.

Well she won Richard Roeper's (of Ebert and Roeper) GOOF award for 2004. (Greatly Overexposed Overhyped Fool). Cause she's famous for being famous. Absolutely no talent, and, as I said, very skanky.
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'O' no

Posted by Jon on Mon, 04/04/2005 - 9:17am.

I think Roeper forgot one 'O' in the acronym: Oversexed.

- My mind is in the gutter, but it keeps out the bad weather.

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GOOF award

Posted by ParU on Sun, 12/18/2005 - 5:25pm.

Well Michael Jackson was ineligible cause he'd win it every year.
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Trivia I never needed to know

Posted by Mike on Mon, 12/19/2005 - 7:53am.

It turns out that she may have had multiple plastic surgeries and wears blue contacts and dyes her hair. Maybe that's why she looks so much creepier than she used to. Sheesh, what does Hollywood do to people, anyway?

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Don't blame Hollywood

Posted by ParU on Sun, 01/15/2006 - 9:58pm.

Great links Mike! And it's not the City of Hollywood's fault. It's the fashion magazines...
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