This person exists.

Submitted by El Horto on Sat, 01/01/2005 - 10:21pm. Beautiful

Tall man with can of beer accompanied by wingman, smoking outside a parking structure.
-Talking to a blonde:

"So this it the way I see it, okay?... If I'm going to do anything... in life... I'm going to take it to the Max... You know? To the limit... And if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right."

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All I can think of is...

Posted by Jon on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 10:00am.

"Je suis pas en pipe" from that famous French painting... whose artist I cannot recall now.

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Magritte

Posted by MaeveEnRoute on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 10:48am.

Who was, I believe, Belgian. The painting ("La trahison des images") actually says "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."

(It was the inspiration for a necklace I made that says "Ceci n'est pas un collier." Yeah ... very few people laugh at that, sadly enough.)

Actually, I think "Je ne suis pas en pipe" would translate roughly to "I'm not in the middle of a blow job." Such are the vagaries of language. ;c)

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Uhhh

Posted by Apple on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 3:56am.

"Actually, I think "Je ne suis pas en pipe" would translate roughly to "I'm not in the middle of a blow job." Such are the vagaries of language."

Does that mean that Jon said what I think he said?? :^O

Wait, don't answer that!! I'd rather not know. But if some kind soul would be willing to let me know the phonetic version, I'd be most grateful. *G*

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True, but accurate

Posted by Jon on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 10:17am.

Heh. Not only was it accurate, but it measures the (lack of) capability with the French language which I acquired in one introductory class of study.

Before I learned any French, the main phrase that I knew was "Je ne suis parle le Francais", which, technically, was a lie. :)

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle! *insert Transformers theme here*

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G.I. Joe

Posted by Saint on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 10:25am.

Now I'm snickering, replacing the Joes in their cheesy messages with various Autobots and Decepticons. Especially Soundwave, in that one message that has the Joe hanging out in a little boy's room at night. Thanks, Jon!

My wife wants me to mention that at Wal-Mart there is a talking G.I. Joe doll that seems to say, "Blow me first, G.I." She doesn't know his name though.

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But it's true!

Posted by Jon on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 10:28am.

I never saw them in their original airing, but apparently there were "Public Service Announcement" cartoons with the Transformers, and they ended with that tagline!

How do I know? There is unlockable content in the Transformers video game that came out recently, and the PSAs are part of that.

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Huh.

Posted by Saint on Wed, 01/05/2005 - 10:35am.

I watched them in their original airing, but I can't remember the PSAs. Too bad, they were probably one of the more amusing parts of the cartoon...

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Oops, correction

Posted by Jon on Fri, 01/07/2005 - 10:30am.

I meant to say: "I watched the Transformers in their original airing, but somehow missed the PSAs."
Sorry about that.

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Heehhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by steff on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 11:09pm.

i shall now go around saying that to people immeidately before wishing them "good ass" in hungarian.

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As luck would have it ...

Posted by Mori on Tue, 01/04/2005 - 11:22am.

I'm not in the middle of a blow job!

~Mori

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