But that's because Hummers ARE stupid and ugly.

Also, they would smash my preferred car like a little tin can, and probably decapitate me at the same time, were we ever to collide.


shenme shenme shenme - It's a cat!

Since our esteemed governor was single-handedly responsible for them selling Hummers to the general population (for which I think he's gotten NO credit (or money) from GM), I wouldn't say Hummers are stupid. Of course they're ugly, they're a military vehicle. Of course that's the real Hummer, the H1. The H2 is just a very overpriced Suburban (same chasis). But the H1 works just fine, especially when's it's armored. An essential option for driving in California. (The .50 cal machine gun is also a nice option, makes people give you the right-of-way).
It's Amino world without Chemists

The military Hummer HMMWV is very functional and is one of the better decisions the military has made in recent years regarding transportation (reference the FMTV -- Family of Medium Tactical Vehicles).

However, riding in the front passenger seat, as I was often required to as the senior officer in the vehicle, will make you hate this vehicle.
#1. That seat is directly over the 24v battery box. That means you get no springs, just a 1" cushion on a steel plate. Add this to the first dirt trail on your left and you suddenly hate this vehicle.
#2 WHAT!? The noise level inside the cab of the HMMWV is approximately equal to a front row seat at a Metallica concert being held on a runway at LaGuardia.

A civilian version is well, stupid.

Dead gold fish? Wow. That's almost as offensive as this.


Work safe.

That was a good movie! Besides, the fish was alive until the shoe broke. I'm not sure how, since the guy had just gotten out of prison after a looong sentence.

Shoes and refugees? Let's not forget Imelda Marcos. The second guy is right: real refugees hide out in style.

...Or are hopeless poseur bastards. Hey, maybe both!

(*dislikes Wyclef for reasons he can't quite articulate*)

Ahh, but she left those shoes behind.

OTOH, we have the same shoe size, ever since I spent a few years on my feet. I WANT IMELDA'S SHOES.

Well, except they seem to be mainly f* me heels. Ouch. Suitable for bedroom wear only.


Dolmena

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
- Louisa May Alcott

Wyclef is on one of the South Park soundtracks, I believe for "Chef Aid". For that, he gets a little credit from me.

Good point, Jon. He did the song "Bubble Goose," during which Cartman kept insisting the singer was Mac 10.