15 June 2000
Submitted by eve on Fri, 06/16/2000 - 12:11am. Other
"There's only 14 people invited to the wedding?"
"Yep. One of the benefits of both of us coming from dysfunctional families."
--Two women heard in passing...
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 03/21/2002 - 2:35pm.
Archived comment by Saint:
I'll have to keep that in mind as my wedding day approaches. (We have a day--4/20--just not a year.)
Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 02/21/2002 - 11:14am.
Archived comment by Arlene:
My boyfriend has been accurate about predicting how long a marriage will last based on the refreshments at the reception. The better the food, the longer the marriage.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 03/02/2001 - 8:34pm.
Archived comment by rushlight:
Don't forget the styrofoam cake, 'cause they spent their entire budget on the booze.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 11/19/2000 - 5:18pm.
Archived comment by Billybob:
what's the point in getting married if
all your weird friends and family aren't
there.that's one of the traditions isn't
it..see your Uncle Billy drunk...see Auntie
Bob dance stupid and senile Grandma
Brianie chatting up the wedding cake...
It brings out the romantic in me
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