15 May 2003

Submitted by eve on Fri, 05/16/2003 - 12:54am. Funny

"...nothing personal. No, no. I just 'somehow ceased to be someone whose opinion she cared about.'"
--A girl talking on a cell phone in line for the Matrix Reloaded.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 06/03/2003 - 6:15am.

Archived comment by tim:
"...Although calling them "things" isn't very nice of me, is it? "

Nice one.
hehe

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 06/03/2003 - 6:02am.

Archived comment by Jon:
No, I believe Monk's job involves testing certain 'things' which are of advantage to other people.
There, I said it in as neutral (but not neutered) a tone as possible.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 9:04pm.

Archived comment by BB:
100!

If I had something to contribute to this thread, I would. But horniness can only be expressed so many ways.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 6:04pm.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:
Well, it's sort of a catch-all phrase. I mean...otherwise you have to start classifying every one of them into animal, vegetable, or mineral.

And Kat? No, you're not. Heh.

*Grin*

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 5:53pm.

Archived comment by Kat:
I am absolutely shocked and disturbed with the sexual content of this thread. It offends my moral soul.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 2:16pm.

Archived comment by daen:
Well, since Monk seems to have other things to do...

Although calling them "things" isn't very nice of me, is it?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 1:40pm.

Archived comment by ParU:
tim's channeling Monk again...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 1:33pm.

Archived comment by tim:
Perhaps you want to reconsider using the word "up" in reference to my state and Ms. Delaney.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 1:26pm.

Archived comment by ParU:
No, no, no steff. It was a specific quote.

By John Goodman, at the Emmy's - accepting his statue. Great quote, much appreciated by the 'guys'.

Sorry timmy - guess you weren't as up to date on Dana Delaney as you thought you were. No cool pts for you!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 12:09pm.

Archived comment by steff:
he did. he'd just rather go with the potty humor. *grin* that's our tim. heh.

i wanna live on room service...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 11:05am.

Archived comment by ParU:
Oh I know tim, that's why I told you.

But you didn't get my quote - about Ms. Delaney in 'that dress'.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 10:59am.

Archived comment by tim:
Is that so?
Well it won't be the first or last time I think of Ms. Delaney in a bathroom.
( see??....juvenile and sexual)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 10:37am.

Archived comment by ParU:
Well timbo (and I'm just sure you love that nickname) - the next time you're in a 'public' bathroom, look at the top of the 'flush valve'. Chances are that it'll say 'Delaney' (those big Chrome valves).

Now's how's that for trivia.

And I just want to thank Dana Delaney for wearing that dress!

1 Cool pt.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 9:57am.

Archived comment by tim:
Nope I don't.
but I hope it's something that can be construed in an overtly juvenile sexual manor.
: )

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 9:13am.

Archived comment by ParU:
So tim, do you know what the Delaney (yes that's her real name) family makes?

And, of course, I agree with you.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 6:37am.

Archived comment by tim:
Great flick for Dana watching.

" I have not yet begun to defile myself"

( yeah..she didn't say that one either...but I kinda wish she did)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 06/02/2003 - 6:21am.

Archived comment by Jon:
I was just watching Tombstone last night. Good flick for Dana-watching.
I'm your huckleberry.

(OK, so she doesn't say that line, but it's a good line nonetheless.)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 05/31/2003 - 2:37am.

Archived comment by tim:
Thanks daen.

and so is she hehe.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 4:40pm.

Archived comment by daen:
hands tim a pint of Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip

Don't worry; there's more where that came from.

You're on your own when it comes to Ms. Delaney, though.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 2:22pm.

Archived comment by tim:
Am I dead?
Is this heaven?
Naw...can't be...no ice cream and no Dana Delaney
in a diaphanous gown.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 1:00pm.

Archived comment by Matt:
tim, you're scaring me. Here, have this bottle of Laphroaig 12-year and sit in the corner. And here's a Best of Zappa CD and some headphones.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 12:20pm.

Archived comment by tim:
That's why I don't have a headboard.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 12:10pm.

Archived comment by Arvid:
In my experience if it's good enough it doesn't matter *what* you hit your head on.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 11:52am.

Archived comment by Jon:
Well, I know I'm a scaredy-cat (not to be confused with ScaredyKat), but I prefer not to have my skull hit the wall while in flagrante delicto. Beforehand, maybe, but not in the middle of it.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 10:50am.

Archived comment by tim:
Not locking the wheels is half the fun.
" Is that you or an eclair?"

Don't look now but there's creme englais on my truffle

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 10:34am.

Archived comment by steff:
does it MATTER?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 5:34am.

Archived comment by Jon:
Can you lock the wheels?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/30/2003 - 4:52am.

Archived comment by tim:
What about sex on the dessert cart??
Sorry

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 05/27/2003 - 8:51am.

Archived comment by Paul:
Heh. I just saw "Matrix: Reloaded" last night. The chocolate cake scene was my favorite part. Gives new meaning to the phrase "the dessert cart is better than sex."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 05/24/2003 - 9:17pm.

Archived comment by Matt:
My, we're quite the culinary hedonist tonight, aren't we Obs? First that broccoli thing and now chocolate cake?

I'm skipping dinner completely. My waistline will thank me in the morning.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 05/24/2003 - 8:19pm.

Archived comment by Obsidiana:
Okay...so now I've seen the second Matrix movie. I can't seem to really form much of an opinion on it. Um...stuff blowed up. The fight scene on top of the truck made me very motion sick.

But overall, all I really know is that I want chocolate cake.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 05/24/2003 - 11:09am.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
Hee, yeah right.
Summers are my "no computer" times. I don't have internet access at work (Archaic, I know) and I don't have my own PC at home. Eh. I generally read the quotes, just not the comments. hee.
So, I'm still floatin' around here. Just not "here" here. Or something.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/23/2003 - 10:01pm.

Archived comment by daen:
KtG--
I set that up in the hopes that it would call you back. It's been a bit quiet around here without you calling landmark posts.
*g*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/23/2003 - 9:31pm.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
69!!!
and I haven't posted in weeks. I love it.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 05/23/2003 - 7:57pm.

Archived comment by daen:
A friend of mine used to refer to him as "Canoe Reeves." When his pronunciation wascorrected, he'd say, "Hollow shell, floats on water? Sounds about right to me."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 2:42pm.

Archived comment by Matt:
Okay, actually, Obs' comment was, "Yes, it's possibly the only move that Keanu Reeves does not entirely suck in," thereby saying that he entirely sucked in every other movie he's done, just not quite so much in this one. Or this Matrix trilogy, now.

I'm going to keep my Keanu-bashing to a minimum so I don't repeat a thread I had going a while back, but I think he's turned in two good acting performances in his entire career: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (because he wasn't acting at all, just reading lines) and The Devil's Advocate, because of a director who could really eek out of the guy what he needed, along with what must be some great editing.

I'm gonna go watch my Donnie Darko DVD now.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 12:28pm.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:
Mycroft's comment: "The Wizard of Oz wasn't in color. I saw the beginning and end of it."

*Grin*

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 12:17pm.

Archived comment by penguinchick:
Obs- I didnt like Matrix very much, but that might be partly because I only saw the beginning and the end. From what I saw though, it just wasnt all that interesting to me. I'm not planning on seeing Reloaded.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 10:42am.

Archived comment by Paul:
CLEAR!

*diving behind the couch*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 10:05am.

Archived comment by tim:
............

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 10:01am.

Archived comment by steff:
*hands tim a laxative*

=D

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 6:25am.

Archived comment by tim:
Bow Wow Wow
15 year old lead singer with a mohawk when that song/ video was released.
Purveyors of the " burundi" beat along with...Adam Ant!
God, the useless shit I retain.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 6:15am.

Archived comment by Jon:
Obs, there were people who didn't like either the first or second Matrix all that much. I just don't happen to be one of them

It's a day early, but since the magic word was mentioned...
I like candy!
*drumbeat*
I like caaandy!
*drumbeat*

I'm sure tim or some other worthy will go with my second choice song, which is more PG-rated.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 5:26am.

Archived comment by someguyintexas:
I'm begining to think all you Keanu bashers just don't, like, get it dude.

The man is just simply brilliant is all, just f*sking BRILLIANT I say!

They made fun of Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds, Fonzie and Vinnie, Gomer and Andy, and now they finally get their due.

Keanu too, will get his some day. [In the form of multi multi-million dollar pay days]

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 4:32am.

Archived comment by tim:
Not to mention " Little Buddha"
Keeanu as Sidhdartha
" You must, like, follow the 8 fold path dude. Then you get most excellent englightenment"
Just Kill me Now

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 05/22/2003 - 2:36am.

Archived comment by Fonzie:
Obsidiana -

The only movie Keanu Reeves didn't suck in? You're forgetting "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 05/21/2003 - 8:57pm.

Archived comment by Obsidiana:
A question for the general public:

Was I the only person in the world who didn't really like The Matrix all that much?

Yes, it's possibly the only move that Keanu Reeves does not entirely suck in, and the special effects were very cool. I just don't think it's as wonderful as everyone makes it out to be.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 05/21/2003 - 2:52pm.

Archived comment by TheEileen:
Backing away from credits (the original superman credits were 19 1/2 minutes long - we know - we timed them) conversation and right on into Reloaded - ahhh, it was a nice link. It was great to listen to someone who got it.

I went the first day and someone was asking me how it was. My response: "It's a good philosophy movie with some awesome special effects." The number of people who failed to notice or refused to notice that the whole purpose of the movies is to allow these guys to expound a philosophy (just candy-coated as stated) and are now bitching about it showing up in this one... sigh. I agree that 3/4 of the reviewers don't seem to get it.

Talky? Yeah. That's kinda the point. Basic philosophy? Not based on what I learned and when. And most of the people I know who attended college and took these classes barely remember this stuff - so it's way "new ideas" to a lot of people.

And personally, not to spoil anyone, I've long figured that zion was just another layer of false reality... "make 'em think their free..." kind of thing. Let's see if that's true. I think it would best explain the whole Neo thing at the end.