5 April 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 04/05/2004 - 8:36pm. Funny
"You really don't want me pissing people off right now. I get that." "I don't want you pissing people off ever, and that's what I think you're not getting." --Two guys talking near gate 20 at SFO
2 April 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 04/02/2004 - 8:21pm. Funny
"I never get why they make you take Algebra 1, then Geometry, then Algebra 2. It's like they're trying to make you forget. Like when you're trying to remember a phone number and some ho starts saying '9... 72... 13... 4...' Just like that. I hate Geometry."
"I hate Tammi."
--Two teenage girls at the bus stop on Ashby
31 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Wed, 03/31/2004 - 11:54pm. Funny
"Why are you chuckling at Bakersfield? I always thought it was such a nice name for a place. Baker's Field. Like Candyville."
--Kevin Smith, at Zellerbach Hall.
26 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 03/26/2004 - 12:46am. Funny
"I totally have the first ipod."
"What are you even talking about?"
"Metonymy."
"What? How?"
"Where by 'first', I mean, 'first generation.' Metonymy."
"That's not Metonymy."
"I said one thing meaning another."
"I also do that when I lie."
--A guy and a girl
24 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Wed, 03/24/2004 - 12:40am. Beautiful
"He disappeared from Google after college. A very annoying quality in a man."
--A girl with a laptop at A Cuppa Tea
21 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Sun, 03/21/2004 - 10:15pm. Beautiful
"What's something horrible that's happened to you lately? Please, let me mine your life for my personal gain."
--One guy to another at Berkeley Bowl
18 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Thu, 03/18/2004 - 10:14pm. Funny
"Isn't it funny that by looking hot, you're actually being colder than everyone else?"
--A girl, to her minimally clad female friend at Cafe Nomad.
15 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 03/15/2004 - 7:30am. Beautiful
"Do you miss it?"
"Oh, no, we came to Dallas from Ahmedabad twenty three years ago. We are cowboys now!"
--A teenage girl, and a tiny elderly woman, talking at DFW.
12 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 03/12/2004 - 7:27am. Um...
"I'm saying 'bloated' isn't a problem for a person, but it's a problem for a budget."
--A man talking on a cell phone outside Starbucks
9 March 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 03/09/2004 - 8:10pm. Um...
"I remember the first time I met you. You missed all the meetings. Larry was lost without you."
"Oh yes." *coolly*"I didn't realize the time difference."
"Didn't the pilot mention it? 'Thank you for choosing BA, the local time in New York is 8am and the local weather is better than what you're used to?'"
"I took the company plane."
--Two men talking in the lobby of the W Hotel.

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Out in businesstriplandia, but no, of course I'm not staying at the W. I'm certainly using their lovely lobby wireless net, though. Thanks, Starwood.