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RedRidingHood, that reminds me of that bad joke about the beautiful she poodle who enters the bar where an English bulldog, a Mexican chihuahua & a Boston terrier are having drinks.
The poodle sashays up to the 3 male dogs & says, "The one who uses the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence the best will come home with me for a night of wild passion."
The bulldog perks up & says, "I looove liver & cheese."
The poodle sniffs & says, "That's weak."
The terrier pipes up, "I have liver & cheese."
The poodle says, "That's not any better."
Then the chihuahua says (insert bad Mexican accent), "Liver alone, cheese mine."