You want more drama, Saint? Come on over here and hang with me for a time. You'll have all the drama you could possibly want, from kids pulling guns on my kids to a psycho ex wife to deranged former strippers who still have my cell phone number and want to get together with me... and hey, I haven't even begun to tell you of trying to teach my son to drive a manual transmission!

(Disclaimer: when I gave her the number, I had no idea she was deranged, much less a former stripper. Goddam match.com!)