I'm in trouble. I apparently owe back taxes of four dollars, plus penalties I'm sure, for being single. (Unless I can get a dollar off for the six months I had a girlfriend during that time.)

And that law against oral sex probably could be troublesome as well.

If it's *not* illegal to speed, why do the cops still issue tickets?

As far as the Utah laws: "You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3." More than 3 *what*?

(Probably) Only California would feel the need to guarantee sunshine for the masses...

-There's someone in my head, but it's not me.-