My favorite thing about the Nic Cage Superman was that they actually finished shooting it. They had it in the can. I can even remember Cage going on the Tonight Show to talk about it. But it never appeared. How bad does a movie have to be, to spend all that money on it and then not release it? Come to think of it, that happened with the first attempt at a Fantastic Four, too, didn't it? Except nobody went on the Tonight Show for it, because it was a low-budget flick with actors nobody had ever heard of.

Yeah, I'm worried about Ghost Rider. One, as you may have noticed, I'm not Nicholas Cage's biggest fan. So if they had cast anybody else for it, anybody at all, I would have appreciated it. And isn't he a bit old to be playing a young stunt biker anyway? But, like you said, it's the balance of camp and horror (so easy in comic books, so hard in movies) that's probably going to do it in. Hmm...camp and horror...I know, they can show it on the Sci-Fi Channel!

-Can't stop, the weasels are closing in!