Well, the first go 'round: The McNugget of The Matrix, DJ {umrguy} VII. (My full real name was substituted for {umrguy} though.)

Somehow appropriate, given my past history of working for the Golden Arches Mafia :)

Let's see, then there was Vice Boss of The Ridiculous Army of Cow Tipping. ...and Tertiary Attaché of The Ridiculous Army of Films. Oooh, I *like* that last one :)

-There's someone in my head, but it's not me.-