Well, of course I had to try different variations... that's the kind of thing I get paid for at work. *g*

Here are the titles I've received so far:

Marshall of Everlasting Gobbstoppers, MC Jon "Magic Marker"
Make it so.

Co-God of The Ridiculous Army of Objectivism, Snoop Doggy Jonathan Darren
You smug bastard, you.

Dominar of Seasonal Allergies
Sure beats "Crack Whore".

Accountant of Seasonal Allergies, Jon Folger
Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.

I love it!