If you're going with this where I think you are, JLS, keep in mind that while Utah has the highest raw population of Mormons of any state in the U.S., Idaho has a far higher percentage, versus the total population.

It was while at school in Idaho that I learned the "clean" version of the horrible adjective "hella." I mean, of course, "hecka."

Okay, I'm going to stick to the facts here, in part because I have several Mormon friends, but I testify (heh) to having seen the pamphlet available to all young men in the church, "How To Stop Yourself From Masturbating."