At the laundromat last night, I was musing over a sign there, while I waited for my dryer loads to finish up. It's a classic sign: "Management is not responsible for lost or stolen articles"

Immediately, I thought: "Yep, it's too bad they already stole any from the sign." As in, "responsible for any lost or stolen articles" Then I realized that "any" isn't an article. That would have been a good joke if it were...

Stil, I'll buy two ans & three thes from you, Paul. ;)