Unfortunately, I didn't see the contest in time. I love writing ridiculous hailku and limerics. My favorite haiku ever, while not on the subject of condoms, is nevertheless worthy of a post, in my opinion. Here it is:
one, two, three, four, five
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Shit, that's too many
one, two, three, four, five
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Shit, that's too many