Archived comment by Toni:
I've been waiting a long time to vent my bathroom pet peeves! (pardon the quasi-pun) First of all, I totally agree with the proportional use theory mentioned in the last comment. Second, this is for all of the ditzy, inconsiderate little airheads out there who insist on squatting to pee, even if there is an ass gasket dispenser right there! Maybe they are too stupid to know how to use one, but the least they can do if they're going to squat anyway is to lift the rim so they don't pee all over it! That way, those of us who have mastered the art of ass gasketry can have a dry seat on which to place the ass gasket. I feel so much better now! Thanks!