Ya know, after thinking about it, I'd have to say that dating a flower girl would have to be a mixed bag. On the one hand, she probably won't expect flowers on the usual occasions. Maybe just once or twice a year, like a birthday or something. On the other hand, she'd be so well-versed in the damn things, she'd be damn near impossible to shop for. Carnations, chrysanthemums, roses, calla lilies... all would be too banal for her.

Sigh. Makes my head hurt just thinking about it. It would probably be a lot like if I were married and my wife went shopping for an area rug without me. Might as well not bother, because regardless of what she brings home, it'll be returned. I've seen too many thousands of carpets to trust anyone else's judgement.