Okay, so not really related to anything, but I tried something new today: I drank the tab from my soda can. I feel so...seven. You know? Like I should have done it a long time ago, when I was still little and my parents were telling me not to pull the tab off and drop it in the can because I could swallow it, instead of 20+ years later, when I should know better. I'm pretty sure the faint metallic taste in my throat and my slight stomach ache are both psychosomatic. In a couple days, though, the pain in my ass will probably be real enough....

See what happens when nobody posts? If y'all would just do your duty, I wouldn't feel obliged to post anything, and then you wouldn't have to read it. See how neatly that works out?