Well, her father went to prison and I developed the Career Dogma for Dummies. Normally it sells for three installments of $18.95...but just between you and me...

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.