Okay, if that's not being hysterical, then that bitch crazy. And there is no way in hell I'm inviting her to anything, ever. Ev. Er.

And besides, didn't we all have some neighbor when we were growing up who we didn't talk to? The family who, at the most, got that generic slight throwing back of the head in acknowledgement of their existence, but only if you two happen, accidentally, to make eye contact?

That creature needs to be relocated to an environment where it can be with its own kind, to run around and play and interact with other creatures more like it.
So where does one send a creature like that? Utah or Idaho, maybe, to live with the Mormons? Best I can think of.

Crazy bitch.