"Fugly" is right up there with "coyote ugly" in descriptions on this coast.

And since it's been mentioned by name...

(No, it's not the porn site. It may or may not be work safe, depending on if you work for a clenchbutt, but it's not obscene.)

paul is not our savior.
paul is known as 'silk' to all who know and love him.
paul is a past master at floating progressive.
paul is that man.