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Posted by
Matt
on Mon, 05/17/2004 - 10:06pm.
On Saturday, my coworkers and I had a field day coming up with ways to tease the kid. Most of them work better if it's a boy, so let's go with that.
If he worked with shoes, he'd be Apple The Cobbler.
He could use the pickup line, "Hey baby, you know what they say about an Apple a day..."
If he was a troublemaker who got kids to do things, he'd be the bad Apple that spoils the bunch.
People could shout out his name while holding their tongue and make a naughty word.
When he hit The Big O, he'd make Apple sauce.
Feel free to add to the list.
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If he worked with shoes, he'd be Apple The Cobbler.
He could use the pickup line, "Hey baby, you know what they say about an Apple a day..."
If he was a troublemaker who got kids to do things, he'd be the bad Apple that spoils the bunch.
People could shout out his name while holding their tongue and make a naughty word.
When he hit The Big O, he'd make Apple sauce.
Feel free to add to the list.