Archived comment by K.W.:
Kinda reminds me of something my friend E.G. once told me:

E.G.: "Stew isn't a breakfast food."
E.G's Mom: "And goulash is?"
E.G.: "Yes."
E.G's Brother: "And leftover pizza is?"
Mom: Leftover pizza is, but beef stew isn't."
E.G's Dad: "After all, we got standards here."