Hmm, I don't have a pithy poster to do it, but I do have access to tons of Kerry quotes where he contradicts himself. In the same sentence.

I empathize with umrguy.
If only Lieberman had more charisma (so he'd be a contender), he would have had my vote. Even though I disagreed with him about his various media censorship policies, he was the closest match to my political views. *sigh*