Or maybe it's just your.. nevermind.

Everyone at my roommate's company could apparently be replaced by infants, as no one there seems to do any actual work. The chief programmer was working at another full-time job for six months before he actually quit. The boss is regularly off in Europe, doing god knows what. My roommate only shows up to work on Tuesdays for the staff meeting, and today he didn't feel like it, so he called in sick.

Now that's the kind of job I want.