]> spyderqueen's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/94 enCheez-its are funny http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1956 Discussing Cheez-its with WebGuy Dave, Eric and Chris. <br /> Dave seemed to be a little confused as to which cracker Cheez-its were.<br /> Chris: "They're like Cheese Nips, but without the racial slur."<br /> This then prompted Dave to add "Oh, yes, Cheez-its, Cheese Nips and the unsuccessful Cheese Chinks"<br /> <br /> --this was a few years ago back in the college computing center.Ad copy is so stupid http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1955 Me: I'm still deeply amused by the phrase "large advertising medium."<br /> Jessica: What, like Miss Cleo?<br /> <br /> <br /> in regards to some Ad Copy I was reviewing."Yes, I live on Crack Street" http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1809 "So I'm looking at the link that reads 'Street Names for Drugs of Abuse' and I think, 'why would someone name streets after drugs?' Then I realized 'Oh! STREET names'." --My friend Jessica at workI'm so tired of anti-impotency drug commercials... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1785 TV Commercial: "Erections lasting more than four hours, while rare, require immediate medical attention".<br /> <br /> Mom: "That's gotta pretty embarrassing"<br /> My Sister: "I would think so. Can you imagine going to the emergency room like that?"<br /> Mom: "Yeah, it would be weird. It's kind of like the opposite of 'I've fallen and I can't get up'"Sometimes I wonder if my sister's on crack or something http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1769 *watching teaser for a special on the last days of Christ, because of "The Passion Of The Christ" coming out*<br /> <br /> Sister: "Oh for godssake, he doesn't need any more attention!"<br /> Me: *stares amusedly at her*<br /> Sister: "Mel Gibson, not Christ"<br /> Me: "Ah"<br /> Sister: *snickering* "Pay no attention to the man on the cross!"It must be a mouse in her sweater! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1731 "Would you just let me scratch my boobies in peace? Not everything is a toy!"<br /> --My sister to her cat, who was far too interested in the movement under her sweater.Once a babbling fangirl, always a babbling fangirl http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1510 "He touched me! When he passed it back, he touched me!"<br /> "Way to be 12-years old."<br /> <br /> --Two 40 year-old women outside a Billy Idol concert in DCAh, A Smartass in the making... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1501 This was actually from a few years ago. Overheard in a shoe store.<br /> <br /> Mother: "Now stop that, you know better than that!"<br /> 5-year-old: "No I don't, I don't know any better."Wha? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1491 "How can someone not appreciate the glory that is a stuffed slug made entirely out of dryer lint?" <br /> --This is the line that let my sister guess exactly who I was talking to...Reality TV hits a new low http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1480 This started after we watched the premiere of "Tru Calling"<br /> <br /> Mom: "It's too much like that show about the guy who knew everything... What was that show called? It was on Fox... 'Meet John Doe'?"<br /> Me: "Just 'John Doe'"<br /> Mom: "Huh?"<br /> Me: "Not 'Meet John Doe'. 'John Doe'"<br /> My sister "Oh my God! That would be the best reality TV show EVER. 'Meet John Doe': A beautiful woman gets 14 profiles of different guys to pick one to have dinner with. The twist is: They're all dead!"<br /> <br /> -I've been begging my sister to post this story on her LJ and she keeps putting it off, so I'll do it. My family is seriously warped, but in a good way.Customers must think I'm nuts. They're right too.. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1424 We have a very elegant orb spider outside the window at the dry cleaners. My solution to keep her safe, that a customer just walked in on me saying with know idea what about.<br /> <br /> "So we just tell everyone she's named Charlotte. NO ONE is going to kill a spider named Charlotte! No matter how phobic. It would just be wrong. Thank you EB White."<br /> <br /> This later led to a discussion about how to make "Some Pig" appear in her web. But "I don't think she'll appreciate me putting string in her web."<br /> <br /> <br /> For now I'm just calling her a free Halloween decoration. It's hard to be an arachnophile sometimes...My sister may actually be weirder than me http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1349 *fake whine* "Why is it not closing time yet?"<br /> "Because Baby Jesus hates you."<br /> "He seems to hate me a lot these days... I guess that's what happens when you kick him."<br /> --My sister and me at work at the Dry Cleaners.