]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/694 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2888 \"His doctor is a shmuck. Now, I\'m sure he\'s a very nice shmuck, but...\"<br /> I heard my mom saying this to someone earlier this evening about my step-dad\'s doctor. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2743 "Folks, in the 30 years I've been doing the news, not once have I ever seen the word 'poop' in the script."<br /> <br /> Bill Ratliff, newsanchor for Tampa's NBC affiliate, after doing a short story about some new chemical that freezes dog poop for easy disposal, early morning of August 5, 2005 in the 6 AM hour http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2719 "What if there was no such thing as cussing? Then the people at Dunkin Donuts could eat all the donuts they want."<br /> "What does cussing have to do with donuts?"<br /> "I didn't say cussing! I said customers."<br /> <br /> - my sister and I about ten years ago when we were driving to local pizza place http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2650 "Don't poop on my hand, ok?"<br /> -woman at local Winn Dixie talking to another woman's pet bird she was holding http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2530 "I wouldn't mind getting the enema. I'd be happier than a man winning the lotto."<br /> - heard from a woman http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2006 After a news story about contaminated almonds:<br /> <br /> "So, Steve, I guess we better check our nuts."<br /> *looks around and then looks back at camera* "Um, yeah, Bob."<br /> <br /> - Bob Hite and Steve Jerve from Tampa, Florida's, NBC affiliate http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1947 "It couldn't have been <i>that</i> bad."<br /> "That's easy for you to say. You weren't the one that saw him trying to do the naked high jump over the hood of the car and go bouncing off."<br /> --Two guys talking in front of the local library. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1939 "...and he said he weighed 400 pounds, and I was like 'Yeah, well what about your other thigh?'"<br /> a bus driver talking to one of the passengers while I was riding to the library http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1938 This was an exchange between two popular news anchors at Tampa, Florida's, NBC affiliate two years ago right after a story about Pampers:<br /> <br /> Man: "I'm more of a Depends man myself."<br /> Woman: "You wear Depends, huh?"<br /> Man: "Well, they work."<br /> Woman: "You would know."<br /> Man: "You change them."<br /> Woman, to meteorologist while laughing and blushing: "So Steve, how's the weather?"<br /> Man 2: "Oh, are we on?"<br /> Man 1, laughing: "Yeah, but I don't think anyone's watching now."